jueves, febrero 23, 2006

Quitarle un dulce a un niño

Pq todo el mundo dice q es muy facil.

CONSIGUE UN NIÑO
Puedo jurar q eres ten responsable q siempre usas condon y q no has preñado a ninguna de tus conquistas. Por eso tendras q buscar un niño ajeno. Esto es mas complicado de lo q parece, pq el niño q andas buscando debe de estar disfrutando de un empalagoso dulce. No sirven los niños q comen helado, ni los q estan amamantando. Los parques y zonas escolares son la eleccion adecuada pq hay muchois vendedores de golosinas y por lo tanto abundadn sus parasitos infantiles. jaja

CON CAUTELA
Este no es un crimen perfecto si el niño no llora lo suficiente. Entonces, no te aceleres, tomalo con calma, deja q el incauto infante disfrute su caramelo, q se encariñe con el. ten en mente q la travesura no es para disfrutar del dulce, sino para jugarle una cruel broma a ese mocoso consentido q probablemente no sabe ni quien es su padre -ojala no seas TU!-

LA VENGANZA ES DULCE
Aqui es donde la mayoria de los mafiosos, payasos y cantantes de pop fallan. Antes q nada, debes ser frio y calculador. La accion debe ser rapida, nolo pienses demasiado, acercate y tropieza con el niño, su dulce seguro cae al piso. Levantate toma el caramelo y corre lo mas q puedas o enfrentaras a un ejercito de madres encolerizadas dispuestas a colocar tu cabeza en una estaca. Ahora q tienes el pequeño trofeo en tus manos ¿q hacer con el? Usalo como moneda para pagarle a alguien q te proteja de los tipos grandes q seguramente t molestaran y acosaran cunado te arresten por maltrato infantil.

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Anonymous Anónimo said...

Help me here thx!

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